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The Effigist

Timothy H. Sexton

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Description:When the effigist went out on a blind date—set up by his ex-wife Donna—with a teacher Donna has taken under her wing named Laura Palmer, who has actually never seen Twin Peaks, he knew his life had changed forever. When he quietly crept out of bed the next morning so Laura could continue sleeping without being disturbed and answered the phone to take an order from a kind of weird guy wanting an effigy of Mike Pence that could be hanged, burned, or spurt blood when beheaded, he didn't think it would have any notable impact at all.After all, the world's only professional effigist had never experienced any significant upheaval in his life as a result of his unusual business.But then again, he'd never received an order for an especially lifelike effigy of the Vice President of the United States just a couple of weeks before the most violent attempt to overthrow American democracy in over a century took place.The Effigist is a work of speculative fiction that climaxes with a slightly alternative version of events that took place at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. It is also a love story set against the backdrop of a cultural division that leads Laura to argue that not choosing sides is the same thing as choosing the side of MAGA's most evil desires and intentions. The effigist disagrees. After all, business is business and once the effigy leaves his hands, he has no responsibility for how it is used. Laura Palmer disagrees and his perspective is tearing her apart.If only he weren't so great in bed, things would be so much easier.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Effigist. To get started finding The Effigist, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 198

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

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Release: 2024

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Description: When the effigist went out on a blind date—set up by his ex-wife Donna—with a teacher Donna has taken under her wing named Laura Palmer, who has actually never seen Twin Peaks, he knew his life had changed forever. When he quietly crept out of bed the next morning so Laura could continue sleeping without being disturbed and answered the phone to take an order from a kind of weird guy wanting an effigy of Mike Pence that could be hanged, burned, or spurt blood when beheaded, he didn't think it would have any notable impact at all.After all, the world's only professional effigist had never experienced any significant upheaval in his life as a result of his unusual business.But then again, he'd never received an order for an especially lifelike effigy of the Vice President of the United States just a couple of weeks before the most violent attempt to overthrow American democracy in over a century took place.The Effigist is a work of speculative fiction that climaxes with a slightly alternative version of events that took place at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. It is also a love story set against the backdrop of a cultural division that leads Laura to argue that not choosing sides is the same thing as choosing the side of MAGA's most evil desires and intentions. The effigist disagrees. After all, business is business and once the effigy leaves his hands, he has no responsibility for how it is used. Laura Palmer disagrees and his perspective is tearing her apart.If only he weren't so great in bed, things would be so much easier.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Effigist. To get started finding The Effigist, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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