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City of Boneheads: A Parody of City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments Book 1)

Steve Lookner

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Description:Meet Clary. She’s just a normal teenage girl who keeps a guy in the friend zone to pay for her meals and take her to concerts but never hooks up with him. That is, until one day, when she realizes she can see THEM.Who’s THEM?The Shadowhunters: a group of hot young guys and girls with weird tramp stamps who claim to fight vampires and demons, but seem to spend most of their time partying and figuring out what to wear.Can Clary help the Shadowhunters find the Mortal Keg before Valentine? Should she get her first tramp stamp on her ankle or her shoulder? Why do the Silent Brothers talk so much? Will Magnus Bane’s party be cool or a sausage fest? Will Hodge ever realize that he’s not a Shadowhunter and they just tell him he is so they can live in his sweet building?Find out all this and more in CITY OF BONEHEADS, the hilarious new parody of Cassandra Clare’s City of Bones!ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Steve Lookner is one of Amazon's top parody authors. He began his writing career as an editor of The Harvard Lampoon, and has written for such TV shows as Saturday Night Live and MADtv. Be sure to check out Steve's other parodies, including The Fault in Our Pants: A Parody of The Fault in Our Stars, The Maze Bummer: A Parody of The Maze Runner, Gone Bitch: A Parody of Gone Girl, and The Lightning Fart: A Parody of The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Book 1).We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with City of Boneheads: A Parody of City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments Book 1). To get started finding City of Boneheads: A Parody of City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments Book 1), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 106

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

Publisher: Sfuzzi Publishing

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ISBN: 0692461671

Description: Meet Clary. She’s just a normal teenage girl who keeps a guy in the friend zone to pay for her meals and take her to concerts but never hooks up with him. That is, until one day, when she realizes she can see THEM.Who’s THEM?The Shadowhunters: a group of hot young guys and girls with weird tramp stamps who claim to fight vampires and demons, but seem to spend most of their time partying and figuring out what to wear.Can Clary help the Shadowhunters find the Mortal Keg before Valentine? Should she get her first tramp stamp on her ankle or her shoulder? Why do the Silent Brothers talk so much? Will Magnus Bane’s party be cool or a sausage fest? Will Hodge ever realize that he’s not a Shadowhunter and they just tell him he is so they can live in his sweet building?Find out all this and more in CITY OF BONEHEADS, the hilarious new parody of Cassandra Clare’s City of Bones!ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Steve Lookner is one of Amazon's top parody authors. He began his writing career as an editor of The Harvard Lampoon, and has written for such TV shows as Saturday Night Live and MADtv. Be sure to check out Steve's other parodies, including The Fault in Our Pants: A Parody of The Fault in Our Stars, The Maze Bummer: A Parody of The Maze Runner, Gone Bitch: A Parody of Gone Girl, and The Lightning Fart: A Parody of The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Book 1).We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with City of Boneheads: A Parody of City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments Book 1). To get started finding City of Boneheads: A Parody of City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments Book 1), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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