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The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack

Douglas Hackle
4.9/5 (20308 ratings)
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Description:Ever since he was a young orphan, Hansel Higginzshire’s dream has been to break the long-held Guinness World Record for hottest gay man ever killed in a shark attack. Big Problem #1: Hansel is not hot. At least not in the classical sense. In fact, the deformed man has a head the size of a wrecking ball. Big Problem #2: Hansel digs chicks, not dudes. Still, that shouldn’t stop a big-headed mofo from dreaming big, no?? But if those obstacles weren’t enough to impede Hansel’s path to Guinness World Record greatness, he finds himself wanted for murder. Now on the lam, his situation pretty hopeless, Hansel agrees to die a horrible death in a snuff film for just few measly bucks. But perhaps the misfit companions Hansel meets on his westward cross-country trek to Hollywood—Rosebud (the drunken, down-on-its-luck, former actor, and sentient sled from Citizen Kane); a living, talking amputated arm that once belonged to a famous rock drummer; and a geeky keytar player born with a small polar bear head instead of a human head—can convince Hansel to follow his dreams again and attempt to become . . . THE HOTTEST GAY MAN EVER KILLED IN A SHARK ATTACK!!! (By the way, yo mama is a character in this book. Yeah. For real. Sorry.) “Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today.” —Bradley Sands, author of Dodgeball High “Douglas Hackle is a 100% certified Angus all-beef patty genius.” —Danger Slater, author of Puppet SkinWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack. To get started finding The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages
174
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PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition
Publisher
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Release
2016
ISBN
1536811610

The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack

Douglas Hackle
4.4/5 (1290744 ratings)
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Description: Ever since he was a young orphan, Hansel Higginzshire’s dream has been to break the long-held Guinness World Record for hottest gay man ever killed in a shark attack. Big Problem #1: Hansel is not hot. At least not in the classical sense. In fact, the deformed man has a head the size of a wrecking ball. Big Problem #2: Hansel digs chicks, not dudes. Still, that shouldn’t stop a big-headed mofo from dreaming big, no?? But if those obstacles weren’t enough to impede Hansel’s path to Guinness World Record greatness, he finds himself wanted for murder. Now on the lam, his situation pretty hopeless, Hansel agrees to die a horrible death in a snuff film for just few measly bucks. But perhaps the misfit companions Hansel meets on his westward cross-country trek to Hollywood—Rosebud (the drunken, down-on-its-luck, former actor, and sentient sled from Citizen Kane); a living, talking amputated arm that once belonged to a famous rock drummer; and a geeky keytar player born with a small polar bear head instead of a human head—can convince Hansel to follow his dreams again and attempt to become . . . THE HOTTEST GAY MAN EVER KILLED IN A SHARK ATTACK!!! (By the way, yo mama is a character in this book. Yeah. For real. Sorry.) “Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today.” —Bradley Sands, author of Dodgeball High “Douglas Hackle is a 100% certified Angus all-beef patty genius.” —Danger Slater, author of Puppet SkinWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack. To get started finding The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.
Pages
174
Format
PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition
Publisher
—
Release
2016
ISBN
1536811610

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