101 Blonde Jokes: Become the Life of the Party with 101 Uncensored Jokes About Blondes Guaranteed to Break the Ice, Pick-up Women, or Make People Laugh (also makes a great gift!) (101 Jokes Book 1)

She was soooo blonde...

...she studied for a blood test.
...she sold her car for gas money.
...she sent a fax with a stamp on it.
...she tripped over her cordless phone.
...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...she thought Taco Bell was the phone company in Mexico.
...she got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death.

If you liked those, you'll love hearing about the blonde who...
...was trapped on an escalator for hours because the power went out.
...couldn't call 911 because she couldn't find the 11 button.
...took her scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
...hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

And if you loved those (or if you know someone who would), you absolutely, positively must buy 101 Blonde Jokes, featuring 101 additional jokes about our fair-haired friends.

Here's an example of the levity you'll find inside:

Two blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon some tracks in the dirt. The first blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks."

The other blonde said, "No, they look like horse tracks."

And they argued back and forth for a while until the train hit them.

101 Blonde Jokes will instantly make you more popular, richer, and more attractive. You'll sleep with more hot blondes because you'll be able to relate to them. And you'll sleep with more brunettes and redheads, too, because you'll be able to make fun of their arch nemesis, the blondes!

You will be the life of the party, the king of the castle, and the master of your domain. Guaranteed!*

*Absolutely NOT a guarantee! What are you, blonde?