Toast Me Gently

Kjia
I can't live without my toaster. He is quite literally the most important thing in my life.
I'm not going to lie and say my life is perfect, but with Tobias in my life, I feel like I can do anything.
Well, maybe not love.
I guess that's one thing I'll never have.

Tobias
I've loved my beautiful Kjia for what seems like forever... but I have no way of telling her.
I'm a gods damned toaster, for crying out loud...
But maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to profess my love for her.
At least... that's what I tell myself before I put my toaster self to sleep every night.