Why Is My Bra Still On?

🏆 Winner American Fiction Awards (Humor / Satire) 2025
🏆 Finalist Hawthorne Prize 2025
🏆 Winner International Book Awards 2025
Kirkus Reviews: “GET IT.”

They’ve always owned the room.
Now, the room is turning.

All Opal Slepecki wants is loyalty. But when her badly behaved friends refuse to kill her, it’s impossible to feel loved.

It’s been eighteen excruciating hours since she asked them for help, and now it’s gone quiet.

Sure, the request was shocking. Awkward, even. But the brash pill popper, the shameless exhibitionist, and the quiet beauty have survived worse.

Haven’t they?

Told with biting humor, brutal honesty, and moments of absurd laughter, Why Is My Bra Still On? is a darkly comic, deeply emotional novel about friendship, loyalty, and what it really means to be family.

Perfect for readers who love wildly inappropriate female protagonists or for fans of We All Want Impossible Things, The Wedding People, and Margo's Got Money Troubles.

Mature content peppered with triggers – probably not for the puritanical.