I've Got The Painters In

*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

Follow Poppy on her journey of having her house and her front door painted. You can see where this is going... Filled with innuendos that only adults will understand.

Buy this book if:
• Your name is Poppy
• Someone you know is called Poppy, Tom or Jackson
• You have the painters in currently (if so, you have my sympathies)
• You enjoy silly adult-themed humour
• You want to support an independent British author

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above.