Santa, Come Down My Chimney

"Santa, Come Down My Chimney" is an ADULT parody book.

Sheila has been a good girl all year long.
Tonight, she is ready to be naughty though.
Tonight, she wants to be Santa's little ho (ho ho).
She is staying awake in hopes that Santa will soon come down her chimney.
Will Santa fulfill Sheila's wish?
Or will she have to go to bed disappointed?

**Makes a great gag gift, or white elephant gift; especially for the holidays!