The Local Bike

*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

The Local Bike is a cheeky adult themed picture book filled with innuendos that only adults will understand.
Everyone in the neighbourhood has ridden this local bike, the priest, the king, the baker and many more.

Why should I order this book?

Great question, thank you for asking. You should order this book for the following reasons:

1. You are a local bike
2. You have ridden a local bike
3. Maybe you're a retired local bike?
4. You enjoy tongue in cheek humour
5. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 listed above
** For legal reasons I must state this book is purely fictional and not based on any real life events or anyone I know in real life.
*** Please do not purchase this book to learn anything about bikes. This is not a manual.
**** This book does not include tips on how to ride the local bike