Who Will Suck My Lollipop?

*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

Isn't it a nightmare when you can't get your lollipop sucked? I can only imagine the turmoil and distress this must cause.

I decided to turn this distress into an adult humour/parody book. Because... why not?

Join the main character on his journey trying to get someone to suck his lollipop. Will he find someone? Will he get his happy ending?

Why should you order this book?

You should order this book for the following reasons:

1. You enjoy silly adult themed humour
2. You want to get your lollipop sucked
3. You want to suck a lollipop
4. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 4 listed above
** This is not a how to guide on how to get your lollipop sucked.