Simon's Sword (The 'Hole' Series)

*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

Simon has a sword, but he's desperate to have a sword fight. Will he get his happy ending? (Pun very much intended.) Follow Simon on his journey!

This book is pure fiction and not based on anyone I know in real life. Don't sue me. I have nothing!

Buy this book if:
• You have a sword
• You like swords
• You like sword fights
• Your name is Simon or Stuart
• You enjoy silly, immature humour and cheeky innuendos
• You want to support an independent British author

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 listed above.