The (Not So) Great Pretender

Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark, Tony Stark & Avengers Team
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“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."

“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.