A Suitable Corpse

Of course, love is a sacred thing. Like sex and death. Devin had been in love once, but a funeral home is no place for a hopeless romantic. Ruing the day that he let his beloved slip away from him, Devin tries to find that spark again. Illicit love is what he tries to obtain in a way that has slowly become the norm for him.

Dead girls aren't supposed to argue. They aren't supposed to judge, and they certainly aren't supposed to mind being judged. But that's exactly what they're beginning to do.

You see, Devin is a virgin. He should've lost his virginity to his beloved Trinity, but eagerness and jealousy got in his way and ruined all of it.Now he's left with no friends, no family... only one assistant and a plethora of dead bodies who are becoming more and more vocal.

Will he find Trinity again? Will he have the courage or even the ability to win her back? He won't know, because he won't try. He will continue to try to find a suitable corpse.This tale has plenty of very dark, depraved humor throughout, becoming more and more graphic and violent with each page. However, the end result is something we all can hope for and relate to (not having sex with dead bodies, but you'll get it when the time comes).

WARNING: Not for those under 18, or people who are easily offended or triggered by graphic depictions of sex and violence.