Funny Side Up: The Eggstremely Witty Joke Book (Volume 3)

The guy who stole my diary just died...
My thoughts are with his family.

I tried to write a joke about restraining orders…
But this is as close as I could get.

My dog loves floating in the ocean.
He’s such a good buoy.

I just bought an expensive new shrub trimmer…
It’s cutting hedge technology!

Money’s a little tight right now so I pay my rent with sexual favors.
I try and stay on top but sometimes I end up behind.

During his wedding, my friend called me the worst best man he has ever seen.
I was speechless.

You shouldn't say bad things about illiterate people.
Feel free to write them down though.

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This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.