Death Do Us Part (Deathly Beloved, #1)

HONEY, DOES THIS TASTE LIKE POISON TO YOU?

In Brownston, it's illegal to be anything other than happy or horny. So when my fiance ditches me to marry my mom, I'm super excited for them. I even get them a present and everything! But then I get drunk, said present goes on a murderous rampage, I trigger a war with the fairies next door, end up in fairy jail, and am told I'm going to be executed by torture - in very explicit detail, unless...

I marry the grumpy fairy king.

He is a warmonger who eats babies and a tyrant his entire kingdom hates. But he also turns out to be my lifemate and a sex god, so...

Can we make this marriage work and live happily ever after? Or will it end in "death do us part"?