Fantastic

Dear Reader — This morning, my fantastic husband of only six months bailed my sorry butt out of jail. I am grateful for that and for him. But now that we’re home, he wants to bring the broadside of a wooden paddle down on said ass as punishment for my behavior.

And I’m not having it!

Seriously? A spanking? Oh, hell no. Needless to say, the fight is on. Look, I love my husband more than words can express, but I don’t understand all this Domestic Discipline stuff. I’m trying to get my hubby to see reason, but he’s not budging, and I don’t know if I can let him correct me. I’m beside myself with heartache. What should I do? Do I let our wonderful love story end here and now? Or should I buck up and bend over? — Distraught with Discipline